Kellog's sucks

The other day I decided to shop at my place of work for food instead of the competition, and saw that we only had one kind of granola in stock - Kellog's. I had this odd feeling of hesitation but shrugged it off and bought it anyway. When I got home and opened the box I didn't see anything that resembled the other granola I bought. I looked at the ingredients and there was a stark contrast. The original granola I buy all had things I could recognize. Oats, honey, sugar, coconut oil. Ok, so, not the healthiest stuff, but at least I knew what everything was. This crap had - well shit, I don't even know. I'm rather confident that a good 60 percent of the ingredients were manmade. Also, it tasted odd. And the texture was a little messed up. I feel like if this was pre-PCP i'd enjoy it, but right now it was kind of gross. It was sweet, which was nice, but it had this obviously synthetic taste to it.

So, I was curious, and decided to eat a few bowls for the snack. Big surprise, it just made me feel kind of shitty.

Also, Kellog's dropped Micheal Phelps after that whole cannabis scandle a while back. For real? If he was doing coke or shooting up heroin, then yes, I could understand. But not weed.

In conclusion, fuck you, Kellog's. Your cereal wouldn't be appealing even if I was dying from the munchies.